Golf Quotes Funny Short
Golf Quotes Funny Short. Short funny golf quotes are very funny, I kid you not, you will read player and non-players making some really hilarious remarks about golf. I hope you find the remarks entertaining and may you be inspired in some way by these funny quotes.
Chesterton. "Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.". - Dave Barry. Golf quotes funny. "If I had cleared the trees and drove the green, it would've been a great shot.". - Sam Snead. "Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.". - Jimmy Demaret. "Golf has probably kept more people sane than psychiatrists have.". ‒ Harvey Penick. See more ideas about golf quotes golf humor golf.
A golf match is a test of your skill against your opponent's luck.
Short Funny Golf Quotes and Sayings. "The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight." —Ben Hogan. "Golf is a good walk spoiled." —Mark Twain. "The most important shot in golf is the next one." —Ben Hogan. "Most people play a fair game of golf, If you watch them." —Joey Adams.
Golf quotes funny. "If I had cleared the trees and drove the green, it would've been a great shot.". - Sam Snead. "Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.". - Jimmy Demaret. "Golf has probably kept more people sane than psychiatrists have.". ‒ Harvey Penick. Enjoy Funny Golf Quotes Sign Up. Golfer: "I think I'll go drown myself in that lake.".
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