Funny Smartass Quotes About Life
Funny Smartass Quotes About Life. We get so worried about being pretty. She was smart and funny and vulnerable and just so goddamned beautiful, the kind of beautiful that was worth being shot down over.
If you can fake that, you've got it made." - Groucho Marx "Light travels faster than sound. We get so worried about being pretty. I actually don't care." "Why yes, I am a smart ass!
Or break down a door." Funny Witty Quotes About Life "Conquered people tend to be witty" "I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong." "A witty woman is a treasure; a witty beauty is a power" "Sarcasm is the body's natural defense against stupidity" "I am busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?" "Your secrets are safe with me… I wasn't even listening." Eat dessert first.
I may not be your favorite color but one day you'll need me to complete your picture.
You're the reason I drink. "Silence is golden. I really do try to see the best in people. So I think different from you READ ALSO "I know I'm a handful but that's why you got two hands." - Unknown "Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor." - Truman Capote "If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito." - Betty Reese "Taking naps sounds so childish.
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