Funny Programming Quotes
Funny Programming Quotes. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.". - Martin Fowler. "First, solve the problem. The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit. (Anonymous) Without requirements or design, programming is the art of adding bugs to an empty text file. (Louis Srygley) Before software can be reusable it first has to be usable.
This is my favorite cartoon/joke out of all of them. "Programmers are in a race with the Universe to create bigger and better idiot-proof programs, while the Universe is trying to create bigger and better idiots. Here's a collection of the funniest programming quotes I heard on the work floor, mixed with some history and best practices as well. Software undergoes beta testing shortly before it's released.
One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz.
What one programmer can do in one month, two programmers can do in two months." Fred Brooks.
Java: write once, run away! -Brucee. Authors; Topics; Quote of the Day; Blog; Home; Topics; funny quotes; #funny quotes. Programming is the key to software.
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