Funny Mom Advice Quotes
Funny Mom Advice Quotes. I have White Claw." Did we just become best friends? Then I want to move in with them.". - Phyllis Diller.
You've heard stories about it, some claiming to have seen it up close and personal, but you have yet to experience its grandeur and splendor for yourself. Do nothing on Mother's Day to remind your mom how bad the delivery was. All moms know that rest and sleep is the elusive unicorn in life.
Drink lots of water and don't eat fried foods.
More Funny Mother's Day quotes: If there ever was a day Mom deserves the bigger half of the cookie, it's today.
Usually when I'm dropping her off at school in my PJs". "My mother and I have never mutually loved something as much as we love caffeine.". "I smile because I'm your daughter, I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it.". "A daughter is God's way of saying, 'thought you could use a lifelong friend.'". "Mother. If I had long hair I know I'd be just as guilty. Look in the mirror and see if you see a friend in there.
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