Funny Senior Quotes For Guys
Funny Senior Quotes For Guys. An old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself gently, painfully, up onto a stool… After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. By printing such phrases on promotional items for senior citizens that remind them of vitality and regrowth, such as sprout pouches or compostable seed stakes , you.
The way to man's heart is through an incision. High school is the time to make glorious and fantastic mistakes. Men are like a pair of high heel shoes you wear them use them and throw them away for a new pair.
Women always worry about things that men forget; men always worry about things women remember.
You grow old when you stop laughing.". - George Bernard Shaw.
Senior Citizen Jokes: "Highway Driving" As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his cell phone rang. Dad Jokes and Funny Father Quotes. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.". - Gene Perret. "The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.". - Unknown. "You don't stop laughing when you grow old.
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