Funny Quotes Adults
Funny Quotes Adults. Enjoy these funny quotes, a laugh and share with a friend. If you're too open-minded; your brains will fall out.
But you're not as old as you're going to be.". - Irish Saying. "You're in mint condition for a vintage model. You're the reason I drink. "Silence is golden. Political correctness is tyranny with manners.
I got a headache, stomach ache, and my both hands and legs hurt, so I'm not coming into work.".
If you can fake that, you've got it made.". - Groucho Marx. "Light travels faster than sound.
It's a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it. I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt. - Groucho Marx Get in good physical condition before submitting to bondage.
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