Funny People Quotes
Funny People Quotes. Will Rogers "Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded." - Yogi Berra I had plastic surgery last week - I cut up my credit cards. An optimist laughs to forget, but a pessimist forgets to laugh.
I hear they have to pick up food they drop on the floor. Jerrod Carmichael There weren't any funny people in sports or the Spanish club. The more you know, the dumber you sound to stupid people. -Unknown.
Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something. -Plato.
Will Rogers "Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded." - Yogi Berra I had plastic surgery last week - I cut up my credit cards.
It's even harder when you're stupid. Best Funny Quotes And Sayings I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen In my house, I'm the boss. They try to kill and eat you.
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