Funny Clever Quotes
Funny Clever Quotes. Smith "Better a witty fool than a foolish wit." - William Shakespeare "Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no fibs." - Oliver Goldsmith Wise man talk because they have something to say, fools talk because they have to say something. This is the war. "I know I'm a handful but that's why you got two hands." - Unknown "Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor." - Truman Capote "If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito." - Betty Reese "Taking naps sounds so childish.
A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory. ― Mark Twain. Smith "Better a witty fool than a foolish wit." - William Shakespeare "Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no fibs." - Oliver Goldsmith Wise man talk because they have something to say, fools talk because they have to say something. A plateau is the highest form of flattery.
He has a face like a Saint ― A Saint Bernard. ― Unknown.
If I'm not there, I go to work.
A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory. ― Mark Twain. Mitch Hedberg A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party. " Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. - Oscar Wilde " There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all. - Peter Drucker " An intellectual solves a problem.
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